It's raining!!! Wait, no, the building is just falling apart.

When I get to the office, I park in the back, go through the back
door, walk through a series of hallways, up the stairs, turn left,
four paces, left again, and I'm at my desk. But let's backtrack a
little. In one of the hallways I traverse daily, there happens to be a
"small" leak in the ceiling. This leak has gotten progressively worse
over the last three days. It started subtly, as most destructive
forces do, with only one small trash can catching the occasional drip,
drip, drip. The situation is no longer that simple. The floor is now
soaked wall to wall, and there are two trashcans and a plastic cup
attempting to slow the inevitable. With this kind of progress in only
three days, I am expecting a flood by Friday. More to come..